Fifty Shades Freed **

The third and final part of the fifty shades trilogy has arrived!

Finally the Climax is here (see what those witty marketing department execs did there) in Fifty Shades Freed.

Each film usually jumps straight into action (not that type of action) with Freed no exception so the opening credits begin over Christian and Anastasia getting married. Then the honeymoon of a life time begins no not your standard Benidorm weekender the happy couple embark on a round the world trip. 

The first peril that beseeches our happy couple is Anastasia wanting sunbath without a bikini on a semi naked beach where no one is wearing a bikini at this point Billionaire Christian must thinking “Mo money, Mo problems”.  

Fear not make up sex can not be far away only to be interrupted by trouble back at the office with someone breaking into Christian’s computers and sabotaging. The culprit is none other than Jack Hyde Anna’s cruel boss from the previous film who has a dark vendetta against the Christian!

You may have gathered I may not be taking this review all that seriously but seriously that’s the key to enjoying this film. The minute to spend a second taking it in on a serious note your going to have problems. 

There gaping holes of logic for one that really require us to just shut down and follow the beats of the film (Or in this motion picture case abbs, cheekbones and breasts)

Then some of dialogue is a little frowning in terms of Anna telling Christian he is “Honorable man” which yes is a compliment and sweet but let’s be serious he still beats birds in his red room and tips ice cream down her privates so perhaps he won’t be nominated for Pride Of Britain Award this year. 

However there is some funny writing (perhaps we could have used more of) involving security trying to restrain someone and ask Anna if she has anything they could use, with the red faced response she might have cuffs. 

The other aspect about the film is notorious reputation of the sex. It’s the sex which is the selling point. It’s the sex that has the groups of girls queuing up with their mates for their fun night out. But all in all it’s really quite tame. Not just tame it really doesn’t go for it when in terms of a trilogy surely there is an escalation to make each film bigger than the last. An opportunity to make it the riskiest one yet is not capitalized on here. 

Like some sexual endeavors this might feel like anti climax for the amount of work put in but a climax none the less, that at least ties up the franchise securely like the cuffs from the red room. 

Let us all just hope with their rampant sex life, good looks and billions of dollars the couple finally find some glimmer of ever lasting happiness.